Originally Posted by ottosparks

Oro: I just got promoted, I'm soooooo eviler than you!
Itachi: No..
Oro: Yes I am.
Itachi:..... You know that taste you get in your mouth when you drink orange juice and brush your teeth??
Oro: Agh! I HATE THAT!
Itachi: I LOVE IT!!
Oro: *gasp*
Itachi: Do you like puppies?
Oro: Yes
Itachi: I KICK THEM!
Oro: *gasp*
Itachi: ...And that muffin your eating..
Oro: No!
Itachi: I DROPPED IT ON THE FLOOR!!!!!
Oro: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-The next day, Orochimaru left the Akatsuki- T_T