I'm going to go right out here and say that King and I have been doing the major stuff with jython. He knows a ton about webhosts, and I'm learning Jython at a mile a minute. Just check out all the programs I've posted!
'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap'
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
You're *such* a mac person.