http://alice.org/community/showthread.php?t=3998
About 1/2 way down it talks about problems with starting. Do it all, and weep!
'Apple Macintosh' - An anagram of 'Complaints Heap'
M.A.C.I.N.T.O.S.H. - Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
You're *such* a mac person.