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beachbum111111 10-21-2012 02:37 PM

The item to your left is your defence against a zombie apocalypse

A wall


DensetsuNoKaboom 10-21-2012 03:26 PM

A cardboard box.

Commence hiding.

BrennanWaddell 10-21-2012 06:15 PM

A meat mallet. It could be worse, I guess...

fourbros 10-21-2012 07:31 PM

A pocket dictionary. I'm doomed...

GameKid 10-21-2012 08:16 PM

A gigantic plywood android phone.
Sweet! I can call the gigantic plywood SWAT team.
[QUOTE=DensetsuNoKaboom;51347]A cardboard box.

Commence hiding.[/QUOTE]

*Metal gear solid music*

beachbum111111 10-22-2012 02:01 PM

2 students and 1 teacher (I'm in school on my phone)

Use them as bait so I can escape.

fourbros 10-22-2012 11:10 PM

The TARDIS. I'd run inside, say "It's bigger on the inside", and go back in time (to the roman empire or ancient China).

DensetsuNoKaboom 10-23-2012 05:35 AM

A bookcase filled with books.

Bash the zombies in the head with them, and then tip the bookcase on them when I run out of books.

beachbum111111 12-02-2012 08:17 PM

A MacBook

Ima die

x2495iiii 12-02-2012 10:25 PM

An eggnog milkshake.

No creature, alive or undead, can resist them, so I'd be okay.

GameKid 12-02-2012 10:33 PM

Am I allowed to go again?
Beachbum did so I guess I'll go again.
An acoustic guitar.

DensetsuNoKaboom 12-03-2012 05:30 AM

A stack of CD-ROMs.

Use them as shurikens.

Beans 12-12-2012 06:48 PM

An empty fish tank and a rolled up giant thing of paper.

bob3584 01-18-2013 12:06 PM

A drinking fountain... Maybe I could try to drown them?

fourbros 01-18-2013 02:17 PM

A banana nut chocolate muffin. Everybody knows that zombies hate banana nut chocolate muffins.

beachbum111111 01-18-2013 03:48 PM

My computer...

I guess I could play one of JB's songs. That would kill them

DensetsuNoKaboom 01-20-2013 06:30 AM

A large wooden figure of a swan. Maybe I can bash their heads open with the beak?

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