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DensetsuNoKaboom 08-22-2012 05:38 AM

Wish granted, but it's filled with whiny kids who complain about Alice's graphics while not actually knowing anything about programming in it.

I wish for fish.

beachbum111111 08-22-2012 10:14 AM

Wish granted, but you get jaws and he eats you.

I wish I had a cookie...

x2495iiii 08-23-2012 12:05 AM

Sure.

Have a tracking cookie: a low-threat virus that logs your personal information
for advertisement purposes.

I wish for a sandwich sandwich.

It's like a sandwich, but instead of two pieces of bread on the outsides, it's two more sandwiches.

beachbum111111 08-23-2012 12:10 AM

Wish granted, but you get fat and get eaten by Jaws who then gets eaten by My fat cat

I wish Americans would stop mistaking Canadian money as monopoly money.

DensetsuNoKaboom 08-23-2012 05:47 AM

Wish granted, but they start thinking Monopoly money is actually Canadian money.

I wish that this wish would be granted.

GoGators 08-23-2012 02:17 PM

Wish granted, but your granted is granted so that the wish is granted in the second degree negitivitaly multiplied by granted and thus becomes:

Wish Granted= -1 x |Granted|

And the compiled result is a coding malfunction and an error message saying: ERROR: 111012098u7347
Please consult god for further assistance.

I wish to be a bad *** that is literally stuck into a video game and slaughters my opposition in MMOFPS's 24/7.

DensetsuNoKaboom 08-23-2012 02:19 PM

Wish granted, but eventually you get bored and try to do something else, only to discover that you can't.

I wish that everyone in the entire world was nice.

GoGators 08-24-2012 02:58 PM

Wish granted, you sweet little thing! But unfortunately someone had the idea that it was nice to put people out of their misery and killed off the entire human race.

DensetsuNoKaboom 08-25-2012 05:38 AM

Wish granted, but



I wish that it was the first day of summer vacation again.

beachbum111111 08-25-2012 10:48 AM

Wish granted, but you have to take summer school

I wish for nothing


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