Wish granted, but it eats all the cookies on your computer, then in real life.

I wish for two wishes.

Wish Granted, but then I must ask for more.

I wish for 3 wishes...

Sure.

But all you can wish for is more wishes.

Eventually, you die with millions of unused wishes.

And since each wish was granted to you and only you, no one else can use them.

They pile up, as useless and sad as old newspapers, except they can't even be used for kindling.

Bwaha.

I wish for pie.

Wish granted, but you have to take it from beachbum111111 (who also wished for pie), and he gets very mad.

I wish that school wasn't starting soon.

Wish Granted, because some schools start later than others

I wish Halo 4 would come out.

Wish grantedl, but it turns out to be an mw3 clone

I wish I was in charge of the world

Wish Granted, but then your fat cat would over throw you...

I wish someone would make another community game...

Wish granted, but it requires your billing information

I wish I was dig dug.

Wish Granted, but you are only available on the Wii platform where your graphics are even worse than your original form.
I wish for a Gold Plated RPG-7 with a silencer

Wish granted, but it go BOOM

I wish this community was more active...