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x2495iiii 09-23-2012 12:44 PM


Sugar is the source of power for Canadian aliens.

D.D. now proceeds to pummel the now weak-as-a-schoolgirl Gene with the barrel of his precious Dx4.

When he's thoroughly pummeled, he kicks him out the door, and keeps his cup.

The door is broken, the Dx4 is now a Sawed-Off Dx4, and there's sugar on the floor.

What now?

GameKid 09-23-2012 01:08 PM

Gene calls in an army of canadian martians to get that cup of sugar from D.D.
Later, D.D. finds a fleet of martian*cougha cougha*canadian robots storming his house chanting something about sugar. What does he do?

DensetsuNoKaboom 09-23-2012 04:35 PM

D.D. begins rapidly firing the Sawed-off Dx4, causing halves of remote-controlled blimps to fly out, turning all the robots into halves of remote-controlled blimps.

All except one. Gene never goes anywhere without his Anti-Half-Of-A-Remote-Controlled-Blimp Shield, and thus is completely unharmed.

J.G. finds a screw on the ground. How dare that screw trespass on her nice, clean floor! And for that matter, what is all this sugar doing here? She pockets the screw and begins to sweep up the sugar.

A car pulls into D.D.'s driveway. It's his dad, come home from work. When he enters the house, he is visibly disturbed upon seeing his son and his wife dressed in clothes made from old jeans and wielding a doomsday device. What does everyone do?

x2495iiii 09-25-2012 09:31 AM

Dad starts laughing maniacally, jumps into his car's trunk (roomier than it looks), and comes out wearing a lab coat, big glasses, and a pointy, dark red wig.

For you see, "Dad" was merely his alter ego. He is really none other than Doctor Bloodspud, the tater experimentater!

(And his head's kinda shaped like a potato, so the name suits him)

He sees his son and wife have become supervillains, got an evil scheme going, and even have a nemesis.

He couldn't be prouder.

He reaches into the trunk and pulls out a Gatling potato gun, and fires over 10,000 Potatoes Per Minute straight at Gene.

And then...?

GameKid 09-25-2012 08:31 PM

Gene simply opens his mouth and enjoys.
But he had had too many potatoes. So gene lets it rip, causing D.D., J.G., and Doctor bloodspud's house to crash down. What does the evil trio do?

DensetsuNoKaboom 09-28-2012 08:38 PM

And by "lets it rip" we mean "fires the giant potato-powered lazor beam attached to his back", right?

Dr. Bloodspud tears said potato-powered lazor beam off of Gene's back. A potato-powered lazor beam? This has all kinds of potato-related possibilities! He loads it up with potatoes and fires at Gene.

Meanwhile, J.G. searches for D.D., who is somewhere among the rubble of the house. She only finds the TV remote, and wonders what to do with it.

And D.D. does nothing, as he is somewhere among the rubble of the house.

What happens next?

GameKid 09-29-2012 12:38 AM

J.G. Uses the remote to turn on the TV, as the home improvement shows were on. The half-broken television sputters and barely manages to display a couple of dudes hammering at the walls.
Gene, his weakness being the lack of sugar and potato-powered laser beams, collapses on the ground. His face suddenly pops out, revealing the tiny little martian*Cough*canadian inside the android. He runs screaming like a little girl.
D.D. Hears the home improvement show. Foambob circlepants was scheduled at the same time on a different channel! He immediately bolts from under the rubble, rolls sideways like some sort of super spy, and takes a leap for the remote.
What does doctor bloodspud do while they're wrestling over the remote?

DensetsuNoKaboom 09-29-2012 06:56 AM

Even the spambots love this story.

Doctor Bloodspud calmly takes the remote from them and reprograms it. It is now a Blimp-Controlled Remote, useful for controlling and being controlled by remote-controlled blimps. Suddenly realizing that this has nothing to do with potatoes, he takes a potato and sticks it on the end, making it a Blimp-Controlled Remote With a Potato On the End.

D.D. takes this moment of calm as an opportunity to reattach the barrel of the Dx4. He then proceeds to look for the screw that was missing.

J.G.'s TV-watching time is interrupted by D.D. asking for a screw. She removes the screw she found earlier from her pocket and gives it to him.

Except she doesn't. The screw is no longer in her pocket. Where is that screw? And for that matter, where has our Canadian Martian friend gotten to?

GameKid 09-30-2012 12:56 PM

Gene, who was quite a fast runner out of that clunky robot suit, dashes to a grocery store. He finds an isle.
The sugar isle.
He indulges himself in all the sugar he can get, and after he does, he becomes a towering, fire-breathing, godzilla-esque monster, and goes stomping for D.D.'s house, seeking revenge.
Meanwhile, D.D. spots some sort of weird, deranged version of godzilla in the distance, getting closer and closer.
What does the diabolical crew do?

DensetsuNoKaboom 10-02-2012 02:59 PM

Come on, guys. It only takes five minutes to come up with a silly bit of story, and anyone can post. So please do. It doesn't matter how weird, silly, or even (gasp!) serious you make it, as long as you make it.

Genezilla marches toward the remains of D.D.'s house, when suddenly he steps on a screw that was lying on the ground. He roars in pain.

Dr. B. attempts to use his Blimp-Controlled Remote to control some Remote-Controlled Blimps to attack Genezilla. Unfortunately, he does not have a blimp with which to control the remote, so instead he dual-wields his potato gatling gun and his new potato-powered lazor beam. The combination hurts Genezilla less than the screw he stepped on did.

D.D. and J.G. are terrified by Genezilla's roar, so they rush over to their next-door neighbor's house and knock on the door. Who answers it?

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