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DensetsuNoKaboom 10-13-2012 02:02 PM

As the dreaded Genezilla lunged forward, escape for D.D. and his family seemed impossible.

Then suddenly the topic suffered a fatal heart attack!

The cartoon peril was no more.

David B 10-13-2012 07:19 PM

Genezilla goes in for an attack, but D.D. and his family do escape! Well, they all do, except for D.D. who takes the attack for his family. (I am in a mood for depressing stories today.) D.D. takes the attack by firing a machine gun at Genezilla, and Genezilla is not harmed by it at all...instead, Genezilla bends the oddly long barrel that this particular machine gun has around towards D.D. All this time, D.D. was holding in the trigger, and because the barrel is bent around towards him, he shoots himself.

DensetsuNoKaboom 10-13-2012 07:37 PM

Ehm...have you read the story so far?

Anyways, I guess no one answered the door. While Dr. Bloodspud and J.G. ran for cover, D.D. shot himself with a machine gun...fortunately for him, his denim suit was so awesome all the bullets bounced off. Then Genezilla picks him up and carries him away.

Dr. Bloodspud finds a screw on the ground. Curious, he sticks it in a potato. What happens?

David B 10-14-2012 05:03 PM

[QUOTE=DensetsuNoKaboom;51297]Ehm...have you read the story so far?[/QUOTE]

I skipped most of it...I did not have the time to read all of it. I read the last 3 pages, and that was all that I had time for.

Anyway...

Dr. Bloodspud sticks the screw in the potato, and the potato explodes in his face. He does not get hurt, but he begins to question why the potato exploded. Over the next month, he starts to do various tests to see if he can get another potato to explode.

Nothing is heard of D.D. and Genezilla for a full three months, until...

GameKid 10-14-2012 10:41 PM

There is a wedding, for D.D. and gene's obese sister, blargendorf. D.D. had lost a bet.
Fifteen minutes before the wedding, doctor bloodspud and J.G. are only five miles away. What do they do?

DensetsuNoKaboom 10-21-2012 03:31 PM

While D.D. reflects on his crappy bet-making skills, Doctor Bloodspud fires up his new invention, the Potato Teleporter. He uses it to teleport a potato above Blargendorf's head, knocking her out.

D.D. sees this, realizes that this is the work of his dad, and runs out of the church.

Gene, however, is angry. He fortunately stopped being Genezilla about a week ago, but he now has a replacement android, and he blasts off after D.D.

What happens next?

GameKid 10-21-2012 08:20 PM

He grabs blargendorf's veil and places it on the potato.
Priest: "I now pronounce you man and potato!"
Suddenly gene breaks out crying. He has a soft spot for potato weddings.
D.D. then escapes with his brown, tasty bride. What does doctor bloodspud and J.G. think about this?

David B 10-23-2012 03:59 PM

Dr. Bloodspud and JG think that they should go and try to kill the potato bride, cook her, and eat her.

DensetsuNoKaboom 10-23-2012 07:23 PM

Dr. Bloodspud and J.G. rush towards D.D.'s potato bride, but Gene gets in their way. There is no way that he will allow them to destroy this new happy marriage!

D.D. holds his wife protectively. He refuses to let his family get between him and the one he loves!

The priest finds a screw lying beside his foot. Curious, he sticks it in Blargendorf's nose. What happens now?

DensetsuNoKaboom 11-04-2012 07:06 AM

I don't want this thread to die! :(


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