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Default 09-19-2012, 11:49 AM

He will make a suit entirely out of old pairs of jeans.

He'll wear this suit in public, call himself "The Denim Defender," and fight crime.

That way, his terrible name is now his secret identity (much cooler), and no one will ever suspect the weird guy named Gurtrude is the man behind the mask.

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