Story time!

[DensetsuNoKaboom]

So here's how this works. I make a post about someone in a situation, and whoever posts first after me posts what he should do in this situation. Then I post that he does this action, and it leads to another situation. Thus the story keeps getting bigger and bigger, more and more things keep happening, and eventually we conquer the galaxy.

So!

A teenage boy sits at a computer in his house. However, he is bewildered, because he seems to have forgotten his name. (This is probably like the fifth time this month that this has happened.)

What is his name?...